“If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, ‘Who could have done this? we have no enemies!’”

— Phyllis Diller

1:16 am  •  14 June 2012

“I wish I could drink like a lady
I can take one or two at the most
Three and I’m under the table
Four and I’m under the host”

— Dorothy Parker

1:41 pm  •  9 June 2012  •  19 notes

Hi from the lower east side :] (Taken with instagram)

5:14 pm  •  2 June 2012

#photoaday #june back lexington :) (Taken with instagram)

9:58 pm  •  1 June 2012

asianbabiesyesss:

Om

inner payce.

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1:06 pm  •  31 May 2012  •  21 notes

source: Harvard Square’s largest Starbucks

MAN YOU GUYS GET IT SO GOOD. I’d like to live there, if possible. <3

11:26 am  •  31 May 2012  •  4 notes

Hook up—This term shouldn’t be used in any kind of romantic overture, as it can refer to many kinds of activities, including kissing and sex. “Nonnative speakers are always heartened to learn that native speakers don’t really know what it means either,” says. Ms. Gillett.

hahaha, I’m imagining some poor person who’s trying to wrangle with the English language gleefully relieved that no one knows what it means either. “I’m not so alone anymore!” or something. :)

11:23 am  •  31 May 2012  •  1 note

Deranged patriotic flower girl at your service. (Taken with instagram)

3:17 pm  •  30 May 2012

SO CUTE. When I’m a mom, I’ll do my daughter’s makeup. :3 I think its adorable that her mom does her makeup and she’s still like 15 or something. :3

9:50 am  •  30 May 2012

staring into the untouched abyss of a freshly opened Nutella jar.

10:14 pm  •  29 May 2012  •  1 note